There’s only ONE super Mario. The one and only Mario Gomez.
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Does your captain support his partners like this?
Does your midfielder say ‘fuck!’ when his team misses?
Do you have a player so good people call him ‘super- ?
Does your striker jump like this after a goal?
Does your keeper score penalties?
Does your team get sad instead of mad?
YEAH, I DIDN’T THINK SO…
